Smallest Turntable In The World?

Could Hammacher Schlemmer be offering the smallest turntable in the world? Possibly, considering the 4.75" x 14.25" x 8" form factor that has yet to be bested by other turntables to date. Retailing for $99.95, you are able to bring this with you just about anywhere you go, and works equally well with 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM LPs. Don't expect the 5 watt speakers to rock the house though, so you'd best hook this up to a great sounding audio system instead if you want to extract the warm sounds from your grandpappy's record collection.