Super Talent Employs King Midas

Super Talent must still be stuck in limbo as they figured out Americans have plenty of spare cash to throw around, since they have just released a luxury 18-carat-gold USB drive under the Pico-C moniker. These 8GB luxurious memory sticks will offer data transfer rates of up to 30MB/s and will be accompanied by a serialized certificate of authenticity, encryption software, a free laser-etched logo of your choice, and a black-velvet jewelry box. At $599 a pop, this is a deal of a lifetime which you ought not to miss. Seriously.