Caps Lock Trainer Key

Nearly everyone knows that it is bad form to type everything in Caps, since that is the equivalent of shouting in real life. Unfortunately, this sound advice seems to have fallen on deaf ears for some, which is where the Caps Lock Trainer Key comes in. Sounds foolish, but it is actually a standard Caps Lock key that features a couple of 14-gauge 10-millimeter spikes screwed inside two tiny holes drilled into the key. Sounds dangerous if placed in the hands of a mentally unstable employee, since in a fit of rage, that employee could use this keyboard as a deadly weapon.