Ticker Tape Internet Radio Concept

If you happen to suffer from euphobia (a persistent, abnormal and unwanted fear of hearing good news), then the Ticker Tape internet radio is just the cure for you. It will receive news via RSS feeds, scanning light hearted and happy news stories from all over the world, where pulling the cord will let the listener tune in to the entire broadcast. The news stories' origin can be selected simply by turning the dial. The whole idea is to cure the euphobia condition with doses of cheerful snippets, and I'm pretty sure it'd be much cheaper than hiring a clown. Too bad this is just a concept, as the world could make do with more happy news each day.